I like to stack whatever is on a table into a single tower. I've made towers so big I had to stand on a chair to finish them. The salt and pepper shakers are usually the most dramatic pieces. I wouldn't recomend this anywhere fancy, but it's always fun at cafaterias or the Waffle House.

Read! I would follow my mom around the house w/ books going, "Wead! Wead!"

I'll take Kittens for $500 Alec.

Everyone being healthy and alive.

Yup. Then I did!

The French have much better words for sexy time than we do. A French kiss (tounge kiss) is called a "soul kiss", and an orgasam is "la petite morte", a little death.

About ten minutes.

Four if I lost my glasses.